You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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