And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Terrible idea I love it
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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