i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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