Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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