I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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