he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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