so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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