i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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