So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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