You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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