Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape