Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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