we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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