He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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