im gay
i know
yea but for you.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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