tell your sister to shave her snatch
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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