i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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