dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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