i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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