Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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