forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
