You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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