i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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