You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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