ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
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The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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