I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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