sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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