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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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