Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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