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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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