FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Randomize
