Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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