Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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