Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
This is classic penis vs brain.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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