He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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