Do you still have your period?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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