we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
soo... how was my night?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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