whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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