It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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