She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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