...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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