But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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