Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
you had me at cake vodka
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Randomize
