He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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