North Korea, Best Korea!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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