I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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