We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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