i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I need a beard to bite.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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