I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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