...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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