I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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