I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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