Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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