Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
high people should be assigned attendants
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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