It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize