I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Success! We fucked roommates!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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