Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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