He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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