I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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