guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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