Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
foreskin is a definite game changer
I don't deserve a penis
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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