glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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