We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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